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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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