we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
vagina is talking i cant
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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