Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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