"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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