Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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