what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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