this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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