At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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