I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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