talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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