we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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