would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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