That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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