dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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