maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love having hate sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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