Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I love how my cats smell like pot.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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