he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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