I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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