i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I had to cum in my sink.
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