Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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