Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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