there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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