ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i think i have two assholes
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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