Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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