Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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