Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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