there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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