I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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