he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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