im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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