theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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