you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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