She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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