talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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