I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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