she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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