that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
