I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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