Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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