is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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