she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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