Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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