But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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