theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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