with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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