If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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