And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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