Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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