I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the day after is always just damage control
This house was built for laser tag.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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