Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
wow bdsm is so cute
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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