god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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