I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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