windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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