Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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