it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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